Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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