what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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