if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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