ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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