Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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