would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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