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Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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