She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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