In the future we'll all be gay
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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