no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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