Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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