wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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