I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.