So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...