I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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