next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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