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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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