one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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