I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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