Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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