Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I would ride that face into the sunset
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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