We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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