i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
there is puke in my bra ... again
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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