Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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