Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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