Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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