imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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