He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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