Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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