he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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