i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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