Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
