Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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