im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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