You really coming over, don't trick.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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