i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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