i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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