im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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