508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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