We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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