Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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