well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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