You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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