She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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