I'm gonna have a badass scar
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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