your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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