All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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