Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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