Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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