Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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