You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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