Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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