Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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