There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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