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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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