Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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