I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.