Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.

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(631): View more from New York

our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1

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(315): View more from New York

I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.

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(248): View more from Michigan

A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.

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(319): View more from Iowa

You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture

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(707): View more from California

I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.

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